Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay
Like a salmon, I’m always swimming upstream and bears are always trying to eat me. Sometimes anglers try to catch me too, but as soon as they get a load of how beat up and decrepit I am, they throw me back. They know I would taste terrible. Bears don’t give a damn. They aren’t known for their sophisticated palates.
According to this post, I may be more salmony than I realized when I decided to make this self-deprecating joke.
Deep thinker, highly emotional, like holistic approaches. Sounds like me!
Perhaps I also smell like a lox bagel.
~Sexy Salmon Has Spoken~
Image by Richard Duijnstee from Pixabay
There's more of salmon than of sexy about me to be sure.
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