Showing posts with label snark. Show all posts
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Monday, April 22, 2019

NaPoWriMo 2019 Day 22 + Poems in April Day 22: My Vicious Villanelle: 1000% Done


At this stage of the game, I'm done with rules
I'm tired of word counts and prompts of the day
I've decided that rules are for fools

I could write about my family jewels
But they're all plastic anyway
At this stage of the game, I'm done with rules

I could create something with power tools
With drills and chain saws I could play
I've decided that rules are for fools

I could see about going back to school
But I'd probably just cut class anyway
At this stage of the game, I'm done with rules

I don't want to be so mean and cruel
But I must say, for the end of prompts I pray
I've decided that rules are for fools

The calendar says that the end is in sight
So though I wish I could quit I guess I'll stay
At this stage of the game, I'm done with rules
I've decided that rules are for fools

~Cie~



Notes:
I've always said that I write two kinds of poems: dark and silly.
I'm a despicable liar.
I actually write three kinds of poems.
Dark, silly, and snarky.
Guess which kind this is.



Saturday, April 6, 2019

NaPoWriMo 2019: Day 6: Possible Maybe Somewhere Else

Image by Sarah Richter from Pixabay

think
almost
anything
is quite possible
although it probably isn't
going to be possible here in the lame-o-sphere

~Cie~


Note:
The form I used is a Fibonacci. It wasn't quite as awful to create as it initially sounded like it would be.